A website worth finding, every enquiry answered while you’re under a car, and last year’s customers back in the diary. Built for your trade and run for you, for £245 a month.
Book your callFree visibility scan and website mockup on the call.
Found. Followed up.Booked.
Someone near you just searched
remap near me
Were you the onethey found?
People near you are searching for your trade right now, for things like remap near me, MOT near me and car detailer near me.
It’s not a lead problem.It’s a leak.
Most car businesses don’t need more enquiries. They need to stop losing the ones they’ve already got. Pour more advertising into a leaking business and you just lose more of it. Here’s where the jobs go.
Every stage leaks jobs to the business down the road.
Every enquiry followed through to a booked job, and back again.
The call you missedrings out while you’re under a car
Texted back in secondsbefore they ring the next number
The review nobody asked forso you look smaller than you are
A review after every jobso you look as good as your work
Invisible in AI searchnot the name the assistant gives
Named in AI searchthe business the assistant recommends
The enquiry that went coldseen at six, booked by someone else
Answered inside a minutebooked before they look elsewhere
The lead you never chasedsat in a form you forgot
Followed up for younudged until they book in
No system holding itevery job won by luck, not design
One system holding it allevery job won by design, not luck
They don’t just Google it.They ask AI.
Ask an AI assistant for the best detailer in town and it gives a name or two, not a page of results. If it isn’t yours, you don’t get a look-in.
Who’s the best alloy wheel refurb near Portsmouth?
Who’s the best car detailer near Harrogate?
Here are two well-reviewed options near Harrogate:
The detailer down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Here are two well-reviewed options near Leeds:
The remapper down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Here are two well-reviewed options near Stockport:
The garage down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Here are two well-reviewed options near Bristol:
The windscreen fitter down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Here are two well-reviewed options near Portsmouth:
The wheel refurb place down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Here are two well-reviewed options near Newcastle:
The recovery firm down the road
The one across town
Your businessNot mentioned
Is it naming you,or them?
The Apex Engine
One system.Every leak sealed.
The engine every member gets. It gets you found, makes sure nobody waits for an answer, and turns every finished job into the next one. You run it from your phone. We run everything else.
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Get found
A website built for your trade, a page for every service and town you cover, and your name in the answer when people ask Google or AI.
Website built to book
Local SEO and Google profile
AI search visibility
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Never miss
Missed calls texted back in seconds, every enquiry answered inside a minute, and it all lands in one inbox with your diary.
Missed-call text-back
Replies inside a minute and overnight call-backs
One inbox, one diary
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Keep them
A review asked for after every job, reminders that go out on their own, and one text that fills a quiet week.
Review requests
Reminders and reactivation
One-tap campaigns
Your trade.Your engine.
The same engine earns its money differently in every trade. Pick yours and see what it does for you.
High-ticket work, won on looks and reviews.
Get foundA page for every service you offer, ceramic, PPF and correction, in every town you cover.
Never missInstagram and Facebook messages land in the same inbox as your calls.
Keep themCoating top-ups and maintenance washes rebooked automatically.
A full diary, all year round.
Get foundTop of the map for “MOT near me” and servicing in every town you cover.
Never missBookings go straight into your diary, and reminders cut no-shows.
Keep themMOT and service reminders sent automatically, every year.
Won by the one who answers first.
Get foundPages for the work you do and the areas you cover, built to rank.
Never missEnquiries answered inside a minute, even while you’re on the dyno.
Keep themReviews after every map, so you win the comparison shoppers.
Nobody waits at the roadside.
Get foundTop of the map when someone’s broken down near you.
Never missMissed calls get a text back in seconds, before they ring the next number.
Keep themA review after every job, so you’re the name people trust next time.
Replacement, repair and calibration, booked.
Get foundA page for every service and every town you cover.
Never missEnquiries answered straight away, while you’re out on a job.
Keep themReviews after every fit, and past customers reminded when it matters.
Big-ticket enquiries, answered properly.
Get foundPages for colour change, protection and commercial livery.
Never missDMs, calls and quote forms in one place, so nothing slips.
Keep themReviews and referrals after every wrap.
Every photo enquiry answered.
Get foundTop of the map for wheel refurbishment in every town you cover.
Never missPhoto enquiries answered straight away, day or night.
Keep themOne tap fills a quiet week from your customer list.
Answered from the driveway.
Get foundA page for every town and every service you cover.
Never missMissed calls get a text back while your hands are full.
Keep themService reminders that bring customers back on their own.
A waiting list that runs itself.
Get foundTop of the search for driving lessons in every area you teach.
Never missEvery enquiry answered and added to your list automatically.
Keep themA review after every pass, and referrals from happy pupils.
If it’s a car business, you’re in.
Get foundA site built for what you actually do, and a page for every town you cover.
Never missEvery call and message answered, even when your hands are full.
Keep themReviews, reminders and one-tap campaigns that bring customers back.
The Showroom
Don’t take our word for it.Take one for a test drive.
Every site in the club is built for its trade, with tools its customers actually use. These are our demonstration builds. Open one, click around, try the tools.
We show you your visibility scan and your website mockup, and if it’s a fit, we pitch you straight.
You getYour scan · Your mockup
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Tell us once
Your services, the towns you cover, a few photos. That’s your bit done.
You sendServices · Towns · Photos
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We build it all
Your website and your engine, set up, connected and tested for you.
We handleWebsite · Engine · Reviews · Reminders
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Welcome to the Pod
You go live as a member, and every enquiry lands in one place on your phone.
You’re inYour seat · Your member plate · The app
Why I started Club Orca
The founder
Why I startedClub Orca.
I set Club Orca up to do one thing properly: help good car businesses win the work they deserve.
That’s why it’s a club, not an agency. One member per trade in each town, no contracts, and a system that’s run for you, so you can get on with the work.
Most tie you into twelve months and go quiet. There’s no contract here, 30 days’ notice ends it, and the website guarantee puts the risk on us, not you.
I don’t have time for this.
That’s the point. One call, you tell us about your business once, and we run the rest. You get on with the work.
£245 is still £245 in a quiet month.
It’s the one cost built to stop quiet months happening. One extra booked job usually covers it.
I’m not technical.
If you can send a text, you can run this. Everything else is set up and looked after for you.
What happens on the call?
Twenty minutes. We show you your visibility scan and a mockup of your new website, answer your questions and, if it’s a fit, pitch you straight. Then you decide.
Is there a setup fee?
No. It’s £245 a month, with everything included.
Does it work for my trade?
If it’s a car business, you’re in. The engine does the same three jobs whatever the work: gets you found, answers every enquiry, and brings customers back.
What if someone in my town already has the seat?
Then it’s taken, and we’ll tell you straight on the call. One member per trade, per town, is the whole point of the club.
Join the club
See your new websitebefore you spend a penny.
Book a 20-minute call. We’ll show you your visibility scan, where you rank and whether AI names you, and a mockup of your new website.