Straight answers
Everythingyou’ve asked.
The questions car business owners ask us most, answered plainly. Can’t see yours? Ask us on the call.
01
The club and membership
11 questions- What is Club Orca?
- A growth club for UK car businesses. Every member gets the Apex Engine, a system that gets you found, answers every enquiry and brings customers back, all run for you.
- How much does it cost?
- £245 a month. There’s no setup fee, and everything in the engine is included.
- Is there a contract?
- No. 30 days’ notice ends it, and your customer data comes with you.
- What’s the website guarantee?
- If you don’t love your website within 30 days, you get every penny back.
- What does one seat per trade, per town mean?
- We only take one business per trade in each town. When a business like yours in your town joins, that seat’s taken, so we’re never working for the business down the road.
- What if someone in my town already has the seat?
- We’ll tell you straight on the call.
- Why is there no contract?
- Most agencies lock you in for a year. We’d rather keep you by being worth staying for.
- I’ve been burned by agencies before.
- Fair. Most lock you into a 12-month contract and then go quiet. There’s no contract here, 30 days’ notice ends it, and the 30-day website guarantee puts the risk on us, not you.
- £245 is still £245 on a quiet month.
- It’s the one cost built to make quiet months stop happening. And if a month genuinely doesn’t work, 30 days’ notice ends it.
- I don’t have time for this.
- That’s the point. You’re too busy to run it yourself, so we run it. From you it takes one call and the details of your business.
- Is anyone really asking AI about car businesses?
- Don’t take our word for it. Your visibility scan shows what the AI assistants say when someone asks for your trade in your town, and who they name. A fact, not an opinion.
02
The Apex Engine
8 questions- What’s included?
- Your website, hosting and support, local SEO, AI search visibility, missed-call text-back, instant follow-up and overnight call-backs, one inbox for Facebook, Instagram, website chat and texts with booking built in, reminders, review requests, one-tap campaigns, database reactivation and the app on your phone.
- Can you guarantee I’ll be top of Google?
- No, and nobody honestly can. Google and the AI assistants decide who they show, and they change how they decide. What we can do is build everything that gives you the best chance: a fast site with a page for every service and town, your Google profile working properly, fresh reviews and your business described clearly across the web. Any agency that guarantees a top spot is selling you something they can’t control.
- How does missed-call text-back work?
- If you miss a call, the customer gets a text back within seconds, so they don’t ring the next number on the list.
- Does it answer Facebook, Instagram and website messages?
- Yes. Calls, texts, website enquiries and chat, Facebook and Instagram messages all land in one inbox, with your diary built in.
- Does it work outside working hours?
- Yes. It answers day and night, weekends included.
- Will I have to learn new software?
- No. You get one app on your phone for your messages and bookings. We look after everything else.
- Do I have to do anything?
- Answer the bookings. We set it up, run it and keep improving it.
- How do reviews work?
- A review request goes out after every job, so your best work shows up where people are looking.
03
Your website
5 questions- Do I get a new website?
- Yes. A website built for your trade, with a page for every service you offer and every town you cover.
- Can I see it before I pay?
- Yes. We build a mockup of your new homepage before your call and walk you through it.
- What if I don’t like it?
- Then you get every penny back within 30 days. That’s the website guarantee.
- Can I use my own photos?
- Yes. Your own work sells best, so your site is built around your photos.
- Will it help me show up on Google and in AI search?
- That’s what it’s built for: a page for every service and town, your Google profile working for you, and your business described clearly so AI assistants can recommend it.
04
The call
5 questions- How long is the call?
- About twenty minutes.
- What will I see on the call?
- Your visibility scan, which shows where you rank and whether AI names you, and a mockup of your new website.
- Do I need to prepare anything?
- No. Just bring your questions.
- Is this a sales call?
- Yes, and we won’t dress it up as anything else. You’ll see your visibility scan and your website mockup, and if we believe Club Orca will grow your business, we’ll pitch it to you straight. If it isn’t a fit, we’ll tell you that too.
- What if I’m not ready to join?
- Then say so. You’ll still have seen your scan and your mockup, and we’d rather you join when it’s right.
05
Trades
2 questions- Which trades do you work with?
- Any car business. Detailing and PPF, garages and MOT, remapping, recovery, windscreen and ADAS, wraps, alloy refurbishment, mobile mechanics, driving instructors and more.
- My trade isn’t listed. Can I still join?
- If it’s a car business, you’re in. Tell us what you do on the call.
Still wondering?
Ask uson the call.
Twenty minutes, free, and you’ll see your visibility scan and a mockup of your new website.
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